Genre: Choral
Mood: Comic
Forces: SATB
Length: 4 Minutes
Even more humorous partsongs, SATB, 4’. Just three this time.
Mein Lieder
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Angela Merkel, Angela Merkel
Ach mein herz!
Ach du schmerz!
Angela Merkel, Angela Merkel
Now we’ve sung our German lieder.
Needs
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I need a Range Rover
Though you may think it funny
I need to show the world
That I’ve got lots of money.
I need a Range Rover
It lacks originality
But then again I haven’t
Really got a personality.
I need a Range Rover
Though you may think I’m silly
I’m compensating for
A very tiny willy.
We need a Range Rover
The choice was not a fraught one
We need a Range Rover
Choice? We never sought one
We need a Range Rover
‘Cos all our friends have bought one.
Ode to Middle Age
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O hairs that grow out of my ear
You’re in the wrong part of my head
I wish you would just disappear
And grow out of the bald patch instead.
Where you’re needed.